Tuesday, November 29, 2005

The Humidifer that Aaron Built

Aaron is the technological giver to my hermit crabs. He built them this humidifier out of a CPU fan and a 12 volt power supply.

The fan, which runs off the power supply, has some stiff wires duct-taped to it to support the wicks (made of paper towels).

The air blows through the wicks and evaporates the water, thereby humidifying the aquarium. The wicks sit in a pool of (dechlorinated) water, which will need to be refilled more often if the tank is dry. The wicks also need to be changed every few days to prevent algae growth and smell.

The whole system is enclosed in a wire mesh cage so the crabs can climb around it without actually getting into it.

The wicks make a perfect spot to place the bulb of a thermometer to measure humidity. Keeping the bulb of one thermometer in the wet paper towels, and the bulb of another thermometer in a dry area allows for measuring the humidity. (The inspiration for this also came from Aaron, after my $11 hygrometer (T-Rex brand, don't buy it!) turned out to be worthless. Note - the hygrometers that are just a coil of metal with a needle on the end probably don't work that well.) I compare the temperatures of both thermometers using a table found here, which I like because it's in degrees Fahrenheit.

Also, Gladys changed back to her original shell.

Note: I think the hermit crabs are far more interesting than anything else I could write about, so that will probably be the majority of what I post about for a while.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Gladys's Big Adventure / Hermit Crab Crisis!

Gladys contines her trend of being my most active hermit crab. She climbs on everything in the cage (I'm glad someone is climbing, since I bothered to put all those neat jungle gym things in there for them to climb).

She even hides out in other, bigger shells. (Ziggy and Rocko have both been eyeing that white shell for a while, but they may have to sacrifice it so Gladys can play inside it.)

All that activity makes for some good photo ops, especially in a really natural setting like on the carpet.






So last night I took Gladys out of the aquarium to let her run around for a little bit (Ziggy and Rocko were cuddling in the Cocohut). As I was carrying her (about chest height), she jumped out of her shell onto the floor! I freaked out because (A) what was I supposed to do now?, and (B) A fall from that high is dangerous with a shell on, let alone without one! Fortunately, Hermit-Crabs.com had some good information under their FAQ page. I put the shell-less Gladys into a piece of tupperware with fairly high walls, along with some sand and a wet* paper towel. I rinsed* her old shell and another one and put them both in the tupperware with her, and finally she crawled over to the new shell and climbed inside it.
(* Every time I refer to water and hermit crabs, assume it's dechlorinated unless I say otherwise.)

I can't believe she chose this one - it's huge on her! But there are other ones in the main tank, so maybe she'll change again now that she's back in there.

Now her green shell makes her look like a smaller version of Ziggy Stardust, but she doesn't seem to mind. Nor does she seem to mind being in such a big shell. This morning she was at her usual spot at the top of the aquarium. I just hope she's okay after that fall.

And that is the story of my (stressful) first shell change.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

I have crabs.

I bought Rocko and Ziggy Stardust from a shop on the beach in Delaware. I couldn't decide for a while; I thought buying pets on a whim seemed like such a dumb thing to do. But, I reasoned, they wouldn't be much more difficult to keep than fish, and they would probably be a bit more interactive.








So on September 2nd, 2005, I picked out a hermit crab in a pretty green shell. I then thought about the issue of loneliness, and how most animals hate to be isolated. Judging by the large number of crabs cohabiting at this gift shop, I thought hermit crabs must be no different. I bought a companion for my green shell inhabitant, one wearing a natural red shell.

The green-shelled crab I dubbed Ziggy Stardust; his red-shelled friend I named Rocko. That is how Ziggy and Rocko came to live with me, but that is by no means the end of their story.



I know many people, myself included, who had pet hermit crabs when they were children. Most people remember their hermit crabs being sedentary and fairly boring, but what I came to realize while reading up on hermit crab care is that healthy hermit crabs are quite active, especially at night. Most crabs people keep as pets are inactive due to inadequate living conditions, mainly low humidity and temperature. Ziggy and Rocko proved to be in good health the first night I brought them home; they pushed the lid off their cage and escaped! After panicking and enlisting help from Aaron, I found them under pieces of furniture in opposite corners of the room. (After that, I put books on top of the lid to keep them in.)

When I got back to Ohio, I put Rocko and Ziggy Stardust into a wire cage that had been made by a friend of my parents when he was in high school. Though the crabs seemed to enjoy climbing inside the so-called "crab shack," I moved them into a glass aquarium after reading about their need for high humidity in the air.

Ziggy and Rocko are now living the life of luxury in the aquarium. I bought a "Cocohut" under which they can hide (it's a lot less ghetto than the plastic cup I was using before), and I attached a corky fibrous mat to the back of the aquarium so they could climb. I replaced the aquarium's screen lid with a coarser wire mesh (also for climbing). I added a bowl of salt-water, in addition to their fresh water (dechlorinated, of course). I bought a thermometer and hygrometer to monitor conditions inside the tank, and I moved them into the computer room for extra warmth (winter's a-comin'). Over the weekend, Aaron built a humidifier to keep their home nice and tropical.

Sunday was the biggest change so far. I went out to browse the crab supplies at Pet Supplies Plus, (I think they have a good selection of hermit crab and general aquarium accessories), and came home with Gladys, a crab slightly smaller than Rocko or Ziggy.
After bathing her, I put her in the aquarium, which she promptly explored top to bottom. She moves faster than Rocko or Ziggy, and is feistier in general. She can usually be found hanging from the top of the cage.

And that is the beginning of the story of my hermit crabs.

Friday, November 18, 2005

Dominion Homes

I heard a Dominion Homes commercial on the radio this morning. Whoever came up with this slogan should get a raise:

"You show us yours, and we'll show you ours."

Heh heh heh.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Dammit

I lost my fucking birth control pills today and had to go buy more at Kroger, where I had to fucking pay full price because my fucking insurance won't fucking pay until the end of the fucking cycle. So I guess that means I don't buy fucking groceries this week.

And don't say I fucking didn't look hard enough because I checked every room, except Adam's, in the apartment, including under the couch and between cushions and in months-old stacks of paper on my desk, and in all my pants pockets and my purses and my school bag and the bag I took to flag football last night, and then I checked my car, and then I finally fucking gave up and went to pay full fucking price before the pharmacy closed for the night.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Ready to Leave

I hate living in Ohio because none of our fucking issues pass (come on, people, can we really be that dumb?!). That, and all my friends are leaving.

Tonight is the 2nd four-year-friend to leave. Elaine moved to Denver in September, and Spencer moves to Rochester in 7 hours. He mentioned that he's only got a couple of people whom he's been friends with over the entire four years of college, and I realized that is also the case with me. Spencer was a four-year-friend. Elaine was another. A lot of the other ones came late or left early.

I should explain that, in the context of the conversation, a four-year-friend was someone who was more than an acquaintance for the entire four years. Someone you could actually call any time and it wouldn't be akward.

It's weird to have few (or none? I haven't really taken inventory) friends left who've lasted the duration of my college career.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Anniversary

Well, I've been at it for a year. Good times.

Here's how it all began.

Halloween Costume Construction Part 4 and Debut

Bribe a hot guy to help you finish sewing your costume in return for sexual favors. While he does this, spray-paint more vegetables.


Add obligatory beverage holder (fits cans AND pint glasses).


Debut your costume (and fail to take a good picture of it): The Tossed Salad!

For more halloween pictures (including the other members of the League of Extraordinary Sex Acts), see the Halloween link under Pictures in the sidebar.