Oil-Based Paints

Should you happen to have latex paint all over your hands, and should said latex paint remain on your hands despite scrubbing with water, dish soap, steel wool, and acetone (in that order), and should you happen to notice that said latex paint says on its label to clean it with mineral spirits, and should it be midnight and you have no idea what mineral spirits are, let alone where to buy them at that hour, then you might perhaps notice that said latex paint is oil-based and therefore easily removable with a little vegetable oil from the kitchen.

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