Why would you go to school anywhere else?

32 hours until the OSU vs. Texas kickoff, and already people are tailgating in the commuter lots. I love my Big Ten school. I especially love that it's Ohio State. I figure about 10 hours of tailgating tomorrow before the 8 p.m. kickoff, packed with chili, beer, and "Hang on Sloopy." Then I'll watch as we ass-whoop Texas, from section 15A, row 16, seat 16. Be jealous.