RIP, Conctact Lenses

About a month ago, I had quite a fun evening involving a bit of wine. The next morning, I discovered the contact solution I had used the night before was not conctact lens solution at all, but toothpaste.
And please note that, just are there are new pictures in the context of this "blog," so there are new picture links in the column to the right. Just like you always dreamed there would be.