I am a way better president than George W.

Why? Let's find out...

Competitor:	Kristin	George W.
President of:	The Ohio State Ski Team	The United States
Constituency:	Cool College Students	Lots of Stupid People
Votes Received (%):	100%	51%
Last War Started:	Snowball fight with BGSU	Bombing Iraq
Goal of Last War:	Fun	Finding WMDs
Goal Accomplished?	YES!	NO!
Environmental Crimes:	Littered once, while drunk. (Cried later.)	Tax breaks to SUV owners, etc.
Moral Values:	Does not feel that moral values are relevant to her position. In fact, no one knows what her moral values are!	Tries to force his own moral values upon others.
Nuclear?	"new-clear"	"new-queue-ler"
Status:	WINNER	LOSER