Monday, October 30, 2006

I hate these meeces to pieces!

Step 1: Discover cute brown mouse eating birdseed in closet.

Step 2: Set humane trap to release cute brown mouse to the wild after catching it.

Step 3: Wait for humane trap to work...

Step 4: Discover formerly cute, now disgusting brown mouse in kitchen near food.

THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND.

Step 5: Invest in traditional, break-his-neck traps.

Step 6: KILL.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Heat

Well, I did it. I hate to admit it, but I had to. What choice did I have? Sure, it's only October, and I'm against it in principle, but I had to. It was 58ºF in my apartment this morning. So I turned the heat up to a modest 62º. I am defeated.

On an unrelated note, Stumpy is no longer with us. Goodnight, sweet prince.